The University of Andy's mission is to extend life's lessons beyond the classroom and into what is called "the real world." Whether it's interning at the local liquor store, writing for the University of Andy Chronicle, or dabbling in the porn industry, students are discouraged from making a difference in other people's lives and encouraged to make a difference in their own.

ANDY BOTWIN
Founder and Professor

Andy Botwin is not only the founder and only professor at the University of Andy, but he is also a great person. Recognizing the lack of impact he has on his nephews, and realizing his extensive knowledge of bear attacks, foreign chicks, drinking, and other fundamentals of life, Andy decided to open the University of Andy in his free time. When he is not building lives at the U of A, he helps out in the family business and writes poetry.